What not to say to your pregnant wife...

After feeling my stomach this evening, John was commenting on the size of the baby, and the fact that you can feel the width. His comment was something along the lines of "the baby is this big already" (implying that baby has a lot of growing to do before February).  My reaction was that of tightly shut eyes, and a wrinkled nose. John was quick enough to realize his mistake and apologize immediately. We both laughed. I didn't take offense to the comment we just both found it funny.